November 1998 Fermental Order of Renaissance Draughtsmen Vol. 6 - No. 11
In this issue:

October's Meeting
Chris Frey

Our last meeting was held at our relatively new hangout, Sisko's. Sisko's has been very accommodating to our club and it looks like we could be settling in there for the winter.

Richard began the meeting with a re-cap of candidates for election. Similar to politics in the old USSR, it appears that there is only one candidate for each office. People are free to vote for whomever they like, dissidents will be shot. Seriously, Jim Racine is running for Vice President, Mike Arend is seeking the Librarian position (would that be..nah, don't go there), Rich Byrnes will accept the Secretary slot, I coughed up for Treasurer. We did have a volunteer to be President, but Mr. Cord later discovered that his course schedule will directly conflict with the meeting schedule and had to defer.

So, while we have most of the positions taken, the singularly most important one is vacant. I will assume that Rich will make mention of this fact elsewhere in the newsletter, we really must have a leader. The club has had a good 5 year run with Neal and Rich, but it is time for some new blood. There are really only two requirements for this position: 1. You must be a carbon-based life form, and 2. You must be a Ford employee. Obviously, we would like to see someone with a good energy level, semi-organized sort that can remember to call Sisko's a week ahead of time to remind them of our impending presence in their establishment, someone who can handle minor FERA duties and attend occasional dinners with the FERA council, someone who can organize and delegate a couple of bitching activities each year and of course, someone who really cares about what happens with the club. But hey, we'll take the carbon-based life form.

The election will be at the next meeting (which will be a week early due to the holiday schedule, ditto for Christmas), which will be November 18th at Sisko's. If there is just one candidate per position, this formality will take all of about two beer swallows.

Rich indicated that he is caught up printing out new id cards, so ask him for your's if you haven't gotten it yet.

Jim Rice has been handling the competitions as of late and he caught up with some older winners by distributing the ribbons from several months ago. After we enjoyed his "Tyler Barber Appreciation Show" ;-) (did you know that Tyler won the AHA National Stout category?), Jim indicated that everyone is welcome to judge. The upcoming competitions are published later in this newsletter.

That's all that I remember from the "official" part of the meeting. I brought along several second round Michigan State Fair entries for people to enjoy, spit out or whatever. By the way, check out the dinner specials while you're there. I had the BLT roll-ups and for $3.95, it was a decent meal. See ya next week!


November's Meeting
Rich Byrnes

The next meeting will again be held at Sisko's in Taylor on Wednesday, November 18th. Sisko's is located on Monroe (between Telegraph and Southfield), just south of Vanborn. Their address is 5855 Monroe and their phone number is 313-278-5340. Sisko's also has a website at http://www.siskos.com/. The competition for this month is Porters. As usual, the thirsty hard-core who want dinner will start arriving around five, people will drift in for an hour or so, and by 6:00ish, we will start our meeting.



Rich Byrnes

Well, this is the last time I will be writing a notes from the Prez, and it feels kind of weird, honest! I have thoroughly enjoyed leading this club and being the president for 2 years. Family obligations and all the other stuff in my life have taken a toll on my available time, and in fairness to the club and all the members, I reluctantly step down. I hope the next Prez has different ideas, new energy, and a love of the club and hobby like I do. This has been a truly rewarding experience, getting to know all the members, some I only see once a month, some less than that, but many of you I have gotten to know on a more personal level and that has made this worthwhile! I am not quitting the club by any means, I will pick up Crispy's tasks as secretary and continuing my support of the club. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the officers and volunteers who made this year possible. David Peters as Treasurer, Chris Frey as secretary (the hardest working secretary I've ever had), Tony Treusch as Vice-Prez (He would have taken a bullet for me, I know he would have...) and Johanne Wilson as librarian (never before in the history of the club have we had so much growth in our library). A special thanks to Gabrielle Palmer, our esteemed newsletter editor who for the first time in our history, has actually published a newsletter on the web, and made it printable too! Gabrielle is also our webmaster. Doug Geiss who is our business manager and Jim Bazzy as our special events coordinator have also made a big contribution this year. And last but not least, a huge thanks to Tyler Barber for being the clubs equipment manager. Tyler houses and maintains our Pico system, the bar, our jockey box and our counter pressure bottle filler. Tyler makes sure the equipment is in working order and CLEAN, a truly thankless job, so I'm thanking him. I would also like to thank ALL the members who truly make me proud to be a part of Michigan's finest homebrew club!



Johanne Wilson

First of all, I enjoyed the last year and I'd like to thank all members for making our library successful. I measure the library's success two ways: 1. The amount and variety of books that are offered and 2. The number of members who take advantage of it.

The first measurable was easy to work on. I had few raffles, but since our club finances were in such good shape, raffles were not always needed to expand the library. We added 6 new books this year: Homebrewing for Dummies, Homebrewer's Gold, Homemade Root Beer and Soda Pop, Beer Clones, Brewing Real Ales, Hop Growing AND a whole new set of AHA Classic Beer Styles (again, thanks to members who participated in the AHA membership drive). If anyone has suggestions for the library in this arena, please let me know. We still might be able to get it before the financial year is over.

I did actively work on the second measurable also, and in the process met a lot of the new members. I especially enjoy that aspect of the job. Thanks for your patience when I was unable to attend meetings. I am glad it did not deter you from making use of the library. Having a quick turn around of books allows more members to borrow them, so I thank those of you who were good at this also.

I wish the next librarian all the luck. I am sure he will make some improvements that are needed as our club and library grow. And though it will be a relief not having to lug the library around next year, I will miss the job. Then again, now I can truly relax and have a home brew. Cheers!



Sue Merritt

Mmmmm... beer! Neener, neener, neener!

Competition Results
Gabrielle Palmer

October's contest was "If it's not Scottish..." AHA competition. This was a contest of the AHA major category "Scottish Style Ale" (8) including "Scottish Style Light Ale" (8a), "Scottish Style Heavy Ale" (8b) and "Scottish Style Export Ale" (8c), as well as the "Strong Scotch Ale" (10b) subcategory of the "English and Scottish Style Strong Ale" (10) category. There were 10 entries and the winners are:

If It's Not Scottish... (AHA)
Place Name Style Points
1 Gabrielle Palmer & Chris Frey Strong Scotch Ale 45/50
2 Chris Frey Strong Scotch Ale 41/50
3 Tyler Barber Scottish Export Ale 37/50

A big toast to all of the judges (Jim Rice, Tyler Barber, Tony Tantillo, Jim Racine and Gabrielle Palmer) and a special thanks to Jim Rice for hosting the event. The judging is held each month at Jim Rice's home, on the Wednesday following each month's meeting. All members are encouraged to attend. Please call 313-277-3865 for more info.

This month's competition is Porters. This is a contest of the AHA major category "Porter" (9) including "Brown Porter" (9a) and "Robust Porter" (9b).

December's competition will be Holiday Ales and Barley Wines. We will also accept entries for the January "Hail to Ales" AHA competition at that time.


Charity Beer Tasting
Jeff Renner

Arbor Brewing Company and Rave Associates Importers and Distributors are co-hosting an amazing beer tasting event in December to raise money for the Performance Network. Although there will be over 60 beers and wines at the tasting, the emphasis is actually on quality rather than quantity. The tasting will be at Celebration Cellars - a.k.a. the Cavern Club (210 S. First Street in Ann Arbor - three blocks from the brewpub) and only costs $20.00 ($10.00 of which is tax deductible). There will also be hors doeuvres and appetizers provided by area restaurants. It will be held on Wednesday, December 2 from 5-9 pm.

Some of the featured brews are listed below:

  • Fred - A Belgian strong ale from Hair of the Dog Brewing Co.
  • Old Crustacean - A barley wine from Rogue
  • Shakespeare Stout - Rogue
  • Jubel - German festbier
  • Schneider Aventinus - Michael Jackson 4 star selection
  • Saint Paul Triple
  • Sterkens Poorter
  • La Trappe Quadruple
  • La Chouffe-Bok
  • King & Barnes Festive Ale
  • King & Barnes Old Porter
  • King & Barnes Christmas Ale
  • Adnams Tally Ho Barley Wine
  • Flag Porter
  • Lurgashall Christmas Mead
  • Westons Cider
  • Spanish Peaks Pear Cider
  • Plus a special Michigan section featuring beers from Bell's, Lansing Brewing Co., Brewbakers, Arbor Brewing Co. and Motor City.

    Tickets are available through Arbor Brewing Company and the Performance Network and can be ordered over the phone at 734-213-1393. All proceeds benefit the Performance Network.


    Beer Soon Available In Plastic

    NEW YORK - Miller Brewing is rolling out beer in plastic for guzzlers on the go. The plastic bottles, the first from a U.S. brewer to hit stores, feature wide mouths and screw tops. The containers are designed for easy toting around stadiums, beaches and other places where glass is prohibited or inconvenient.

    Beginning Monday, Miller will begin introducing 20-ounce and 1-liter plastic bottles of Miller Lite, Miller Genuine Draft and Icehouse in stores and some stadiums in Los Angeles; Phoenix; Tucson, Ariz.; Miami; Dallas; San Antonio; and Norfolk, Va.

    One-liter containers will cost $1.50 to $2; the 20-ounce version will cost $1 to $1.25. The sizes are new for the brewer.

    Miller hopes the containers will bolster sales by making it more convenient for beer drinkers to imbibe. Anheuser-Busch tested a 16-ounce plastic Michelob bottle in several arenas last summer. It plans to sell 16- and 24-ounce versions by year's end.

    "We're basically the last beverage to be made available in plastic," says Jack Rooney, Miller's marketing VP. "If consumers love it, we'll give them a lot of it."

    Beer industry experts are intrigued but dubious:
    "There's skepticism about whether beer drinkers want plastic," says Benj Steinman of Beer Marketer's Insights.
    "Plastic lowers the image of the product in the mind of the consumer," Adams Business Media's Bob Keane says.


    Rumor Mill
    Has Pabst Bought Out Stroh?

    DETROIT, MI - According to published reports, Stroh Brewery Company is being sold to Pabst Brewing, which will sell some of its newly acquired Stroh brands to the Miller Brewing Company.

    William Bitting, chairman of S&P Co., Pabst Brewing's corporate owner, was unavailable for comment, but rumors insist that under proposed terms of the deal Stroh, the nation's fourth-largest brewer, would be history, passing out of existence; at least five Stroh's breweries would be closed; and Pabst would sell some of Stroh's brands to Miller.

    Bottom line? Lots more market share for Miller Brewing if the deal goes through... stay tuned!
    (from http://www.HappyHours.com)


    Beer Events, Meetings & Competitions
    Gabrielle Palmer

    Fermental Funny
    Thermodynamics to the Rescue
    Or... How To Lose Weight With Beer & Ice Cream

    OK, here's the ultimate diet for you beer and ice cream fans...

    As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source: your body fat.

    For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories(1 cal/gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized.

    Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.

    Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat, the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equall well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus, the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories.

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.

    Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

    Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect.

    But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.


    Ye Olde Brew News
    published by the F.O.R.D. Homebrew Club
    Editor:
    Gabrielle Palmer

    Contributors:
    Rich Byrnes
    Chris Frey
    Sue Merritt
    Gabrielle Palmer
    Jeff Renner
    Johanne Wilson

    Club Officers:
    Rich Byrnes, President
    Tony Treusch, Vice President
    David Peters, Treasurer
    Chris Frey, Secretary
    Gabrielle Palmer, Newsletter Editor/Webmaster
    Sue Merritt, Photographer/Historian/Beer Mooch
    Johanne Wilson, Librarian
    Jim Bazzy, Special Events Coordinator
    Tyler Barber, Equipment Manager
    Doug Geiss, Business Manager

    F.O.R.D. is a private, non-profit organization of homebrewers. The main goal of this club is to promote awareness and appreciation of the quality and variety of beer; to share information regarding technique, equipment and skill required to brew quality homemade beer; and to encourage responsible use of beer as an alcohol-containing beverage.

    Correspondence should be directed to:
    Chris P. Frey
    275 S. Ann Arbor St.
    Saline, MI 48176

    Work: 313-337-1642
    Home: 734-944-6618

    (w) chris.frey-ford@e-mail.com
    (h) Crispy275@aol.com

    Visit our website at: http://www.be.ford.com/brewery/
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