F.O.R.D Crest Ye Olde Brew News F.E.R.A. Crest
April 2004
Fermental Order of Renaissance Draughtsmen Volume 12 Number 4
In this issue:

 April's Meeting

The next meeting will be held back at Bailey's Pub 'N Grille in Dearborn on Tuesday, April 27. Bailey's is located on the southeast corner of Michigan and Mason. Their address is 22091 Michigan Avenue and their phone number is 313-277-3212. As usual, the thirsty hardcore who want dinner will start arriving around 5PM, people will drift in for an hour or so, and we will start our meeting around 6PM.

We will be meeting in the lounge in the basement at Bailey's.  Management at Bailey's has asked us to try to use the door closer to Michigan Ave on Mason. This door is right by the stairs to the downstairs lounge.

Keep in mind we are now starting to meet every fourth Tuesday of each month (except for November and December).  Previously, we'd been alternating Tuesday & Wednesday's -- but no longer!  Think Tuesdays. If in doubt check the calendar posted near the end of each newsletter or off the main menu.


Competition Results


Kathy Loftus

February's Mead & Cider competition results are tabulated below.

Mead & Cider Competition
Place Brewer Style Points
1st Kathy Loftus
Raspberry Mead
42/50
2nd Tyler Barber
Peach Melomel
40.25/50
3rd Mike Arend
Cyser
37.25/50

March's Extract Competition results are tabulated below.

Extract Competition
Place Brewer Style Points
1st Doug Geiss
Belgian Dubbel
36.67/50
2nd Tyler Barber
Honey Apricot Cream Ale
36/50
3rd Paul Kriner
Brown Ale
31/50

This month's competition has the competition category, Bitter and English Pale and Irish Red Ale BJCP category #4 and Irish Red Ale. Bottle and entry forms (useful for non-AHA competitions) can be found on the AHA pages linked.  Here is the reference for Jeff Renner's Irish Red Ale




News Items

March's Meeting - Ken Schramm Guest Speaker

Chris Frey

Ken Schramm, author of The Compleate Mead Maker, graced the F.O.R.D. club with his presentation on his favorite fermentable beverage, mead and their derivatives. Along with his PowerPoint presentation, Q&A and book signing, Mr. Schramm was generous enough to bring 3 unique and delectable fruit based samples for everyone to share.

On a positive note, Ken shared his passion and the Bailey's management kindly gave us the downstairs for his presentation. I would request that in the future, if/when we get more speakers, it would be good manners to keep the sidebar conversations for after the presentation. It was very difficult for members and guests in the back of the room to hear Ken, and I hope we keep this in mind.

Crispy's 7th Annual National Homebrew Day - Big Brew Celebration

Chris Frey

As a recipient of this newsletter, you and yours are invited to the 7th Annual National Homebrew Day celebration at Kris/Chris B/P Frey's this upcoming Saturday, May 1st. Homebrewers are encouraged to attend and brew. There are three all new styles for this years recipe. They include: Baltic Porter, Irish Red Ale and Double IPA (I will have a keg on tap for your consideration). These recipes are available in both extract and all-grain versions at http://www.beertown.org/events/bigbrew/recipes.html

As usual, I ask all those who plan to have dinner to bring a side dish. This year our own Mike O'Brien will be cooking up Chicken a la Ned Beatty (Beer Can Chicken). Music will be provided by DJ Rock Dog and as usual you are encouraged to bring lawn games for adults and children, along with homebrew of your own creation. Weather permitting I will have the slippery slide out for children young and old. I am looking for to borrow someone's croquet set - anyone have one I can borrow for the day?

RSVP should be directed to my loving bride, Kris B at krisb275@comcast.net or call her directly at our home - 734-944-0469.

The toast will be at 5:00pm sharp - so be there or be square!

F.O.R.D. Forums Back Online

Howard Klix, Jr.


Ouch! That tinyurl link seems to be having problems.

Here is the full url directly to our section: (may have to be pasted together)

http://www.doubleklix.com/cgi-bin/forum_mta/ikonboard.cgi?s=eb6b20b73c70184a5c40d27351878367;act=SC;c=2

or you can get to it from

http://www.doubleklix.com/cgi-bin/forum_mta/ikonboard.cgi

Tinyurl is so much smaller, but flaky!




Mugshots
Chris Frey















Next Month's Competition

Next month's competition style is Belgian (no Wit), BJCP categories #18 and 19, (no 19b). 



Five Years Ago in Ye Olde Brew News.

From the  April  1999 Newsletter

Big Brew '99 Recipe

Chris Frey

OK, this is my proposed Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone recipe. I put it out to the collective for review and comment. Management encourages thinking "out of the box". Any suggestions will be taken as an attack on my brewing skills and manhood.

SNPA XII-XVIII

SNPA is an American Pale Ale. Information from their web site indicates:

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is a delightful example of the classic pale ale style. It has a deep amber color and an exceptionally full-bodied, complex character. The fragment bouquet and spicy flavor are the results of the generous use of the best Cascade hops.

Alcohol Content: 4.4% by Weight
Bittering Hops: Perle
Beginning Gravity: 13 Plato
Finishing Hops: Cascade
Ending Gravity: 2.8 Plato
Malts: Two-row Barley Malt, Caramel Malt
Yeast: Top Fermenting Ale Yeast

Yeah, I like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, but I like a bit more of what it offers in a brew, so...

Crispy's flagrant rip-off clone recipe:

I will be setting up systems to end up with 12 gallons of wort. Because of capacity constraints, the need for 1.5 gallons + of evaporation and the need for a little space for a rolling boil, I find this is a comfortable amount for the 3 ½ barrel PICO systems. Because every batch is going to have 3 brewers on it, I am contemplating adding an additional 4 lbs. of pale 2-row malt to this recipe, thereby boosting the gravity 8-9 points to about 1.062. Then we could add 1 gallon of pre-boiled water at the end to top everyone's carboy off to 5 gallons. Because the hops are on the high side for an American Pale, I believe this will work fine, but I would like to hear everyone's comments.

Batch size: 12 gallons

Grains:
19 lbs. Pale malt (2-row)
1 lbs. Wheat malt - head retention
1 lbs. Crystal 50oL - color, body
1 lb. CaraPils Dextrine Malt - mouthfeel, body

Hops:
2 oz. Perle (8%) @ 60 min.
2 oz. Cascade (5%) @ 30 min.
2 oz. Cascade (5%) @ 1 min.
1.5 oz Cascade dry hop in secondary one week prior to bottling or kegging

Mash:
I plan on pre-heating the mash water to 163°-165° and adding the grains in to hit 150°-152°. I want 1 qt/lb., so I anticipate preheating 6.5 gallons (1 gallon for false bottom-does this work for everybody? Or do I not add the additional gallon? What say yea?). Single infusion mash @ 152° for about an hour, raise to 170° and hold 15 minutes, then sparge 1+ hour to get 14 gallons to boil.

BIG Wyeast 1056 slurry

I will send every carboy home with ½ oz. of cascade flowers to use for their dryhopping.

beergalss Beer Events, Meetings & Competitions bitter


Bob Barrett




smile2 Fermental Funny smile

Theresa Young

One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were 
sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer. They ran out of beer
before they were ready to quit drinking, so they decided one of them should
go out for more beer. The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides,
Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go." The
grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the beer
and we'll get sprayed every time we open one." So they decided to send the
centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor
store. An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the
snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him. They got as far as the
the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.

Tony Treusch

I can't remember if we've used this one. It's a classic:

I haven't heard anyone explain this great mystery as well as the all-wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm...

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

David Peters

Investing for profit! If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.  But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


Ye Olde Brew News
published by the F.O.R.D. Homebrew Club
Editor:
Tony Tantillo

Contributors:
Bob Barrett
Kathy Loftus
Theresa Young
Chris Frey
Howard Klix, Jr.
Tony Treusch
David Peters

Club Officers:
Chris Frey,President
Kathy Loftus, Vice President
Howard Klix Jr., Secretary
Doug Geiss, Treasurer
Tony Tantillo, Newsletter Editor
Mark Stavenga , Webmaster
Sue Merritt, Photographer/Historian/Beer Mooch
Kathy Loftus, Photographer
Mike Arend, Librarian
Jim Rice & Tyler Barber, Special Events Coordinators
Tyler Barber, Equipment Manager
Rich Byrnes, Business Manager

F.O.R.D. is a private, non-profit organization of homebrewers. The main goal of this club is to promote awareness and appreciation of the quality and variety of beer; to share information regarding technique, equipment and skill required to brew quality homemade beer; and to encourage responsible use of beer as an alcohol-containing beverage.
Howard Klix Jr.
24737 Cushing Ave
Eastpointe, MI 48021

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